fuckyeaherandur:

the Heartbreakers by *PolymorphicGirl

fuckyeaherandur:

the Heartbreakers by *PolymorphicGirl

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ericanorth:

Falk Firebeard: The Littlefinger of Skyrim.

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aapotheosis:

Source: http://kennerzzz.tumblr.com/

aapotheosis:

Source: http://kennerzzz.tumblr.com/

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Tumblr Irony ⇢

colonelkillabee:

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If I were to say the khajiit who run the caravans are on drugs and sell skooma, people will defend them and say I’m racially stereotyping them, same as the racist Nords in the game. Ignoring the fact that they indeed do sell moonsugar and skooma, and have dialogue that shows they’re on it and…

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  • ulfric: hey elisif i'm sure tullius is just dying for your input
  • elisif: don't talk to me
  • ulfric: really what kind of jarl are you
  • elisif: i have nothing to say to this mur-
  • ulfric: you know i bet torygg would have had something to say
  • balgruuf: here it comes
  • ulfric: where is torygg anyway
  • tullius: DRAGONBORN HE'S INSTIGATING
  • ulfric: oh riiiiiiiight
  • elisif: don't you dare-
  • ulfric: HE'S DEAD
  • elisif: YOU SON OF A-
  • ulfric: trollollollolloll
  • ulfric: *runs around table high-fiving stormcloaks*
  • tullius: you see my problem with him
  • dragonborn: yeah at this point i'm really just trying to decide which of you two i hate the most
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  • greybeards: we need a truce so the dragonborn can kill alduin
  • balgruuf: also because you two are ridiculous seriously
  • ulfric: thalmor bitch leaves
  • elenwen: why would you say something like-
  • ulfric: IF I HAVE TO SEE YOUR FACE FOR ONE MORE SECOND I AM GOING TO FLIP OVER THIS TABLE AND FUS-RO-DAH YOUR ASS ALL THE WAY TO HAMMERFELL YOU GOT THAT
  • dragonborn: elenwen gtfo
  • elenwen: UGH FINE
  • elenwen: *leaves*
  • tullius: that's unreasona-
  • dragonborn: fuck you i hate that bitch
  • ulfric: i want the reach
  • tullius: that is absu-
  • dragonborn: GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE REACH
  • ulfric: hehehe
  • dragonborn: YOU GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY COLLEGE
  • tullius: that's still not even fair
  • dragonborn: FINE AND PAY FOR YOUR FUCKING MASSACRE
  • tullius: i still want-
  • dragonborn: YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU HAVE ENOUGH THINGS
  • ulfric: haha i win
  • dragonborn: STOP GLOATING
  • tullius: i thought you were more fair than-
  • dragonborn: NO I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS
  • dragonborn: I AM TIRED OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING DRAGONS IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING SKYRIM
  • dragonborn: AND IF YOU TWO ARE GOING TO GET IN MY WAY OF KILLING EVERY ONE OF THEM THEN AKATOSH BE DAMNED I AM GOING TO KILL EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU TOO
  • dragonborn: GOOD DAY
  • tullius: but-
  • dragonborn: I SAID GOOD DAY
  • dragonborn: *leaves angrily*
  • ulfric:
  • tullius:
  • greybeards:
  • blades:
  • balgruuf: you see? this is why we can't have nice things
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sagenundlegenden:

Ulfric Stormcloak, by Aihito

sagenundlegenden:

Ulfric Stormcloak, by Aihito

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bloodhawk340:

Excuse me my fellow followers but you yall have a minute to talk about Talos?

I swear I die laughing every time I see this

bloodhawk340:

Excuse me my fellow followers but you yall have a minute to talk about Talos?

I swear I die laughing every time I see this

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mai-col:

A mischievous Brynjolf and a lazy half-hidden background. Enjoy.

mai-col:

A mischievous Brynjolf and a lazy half-hidden background. Enjoy.

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skyrimconfessionss:

"My heart still flutters a bit whenever Brynjolf calls me “Lass.”"
http://skyrimconfessions.tumblr.com/

skyrimconfessionss:

"My heart still flutters a bit whenever Brynjolf calls me “Lass.”"

http://skyrimconfessions.tumblr.com/

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super-panda-kun:

LULZ

super-panda-kun:

LULZ

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(Source: shagrel)

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skyrimconfessionss:

"I never really understood how people could get so attached to characters in Skyrim until I met Brynjolf from the Thieves Guild. He’s the sweetest dude but he’s also incredibly brave. I wish he could be used as a follower. He’s such a bro."
http://skyrimconfessions.com
Image Credit: [x]

skyrimconfessionss:

"I never really understood how people could get so attached to characters in Skyrim until I met Brynjolf from the Thieves Guild. He’s the sweetest dude but he’s also incredibly brave. I wish he could be used as a follower. He’s such a bro."

http://skyrimconfessions.com

Image Credit: [x]

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skyrimconfessionss:

"I have a huge crush on Brynjolf, spanning itself throughout the thieves guild quest line. …and, now that I’ve completed it, he’s always “too busy" to talk to me. Now, every time I see him, I still talk to him, in hopes that he will one day have the time to talk to me again…like old times."
image provided by submitterhttp://skyrimconfessions.com/

skyrimconfessionss:

"I have a huge crush on Brynjolf, spanning itself throughout the thieves guild quest line. …and, now that I’ve completed it, he’s always “too busy" to talk to me. Now, every time I see him, I still talk to him, in hopes that he will one day have the time to talk to me again…like old times."

image provided by submitter
http://skyrimconfessions.com/

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(Source: cervvo)

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